Blue Diamond Almonds

Subject: Soy and Wasabi Almonds

Dear blue diamond,

I recently saw your blue diamond BOLD! soy and wasabi flavored almonds. Upon seeing them I thought to myself, oh, what a tasty treat; I like soy, I like wasabi and I like almonds so it is clearly a win, win, and win. I bought a can and took them home for my enjoyment. However, when I opened them up and had a few, I had a tasting experience which can only be compared to wet dog butt. After recoiling in horror for a moment, I looked at the ingredient list and saw the reason why. There was no wasabi in your soy and wasabi nuts. Instead it was more like "wazabi," much akin to imitation "krab" meat. That's right, it had horseradish in it. Horseradish is disguating and wasabi is awesome and I don't know if you at blue diamond realize this. Basically, blue diamond, what I'm saying is this, I'm not mad; I'm disappointed. Don't get me wrong, it most certainly was BOLD! but it was more like bold sweat from a fat man's butt crack. From where I am at this point, I will no longer purchase blue diamond almonds until you put real wasabi in the soy wasabi nuts, because as it stands right now, it is just another salty nut that I do not want in my mouth.

Yours in Christ,
Jon Calhoun